What up?

Lindsay Jean Michelle is my name. People call me Lindsay, Jean Dog, Lil’ Dynamite, Bilbo and Starpants (not kidding).

 

I’m from the San Fernando Valley, but like I wouldn't like say I'm like a valley girl? Cause’ like, I so totally don’t like talk like one?

 

I’m actually often mistaken for a New Yorker because I was raised by New Yorkers, aka wolves. I’m walkin’ here.

 

Since society has decided nobody truly exists without a 'brand,' let's make sure you know mine:

On screen, I play the mouthy ball-buster who rolls out of bed with a hangover but still makes it to work on time. I'm a cross between Kat Dennings and Natasha Lyonne, a young Julia Louis Dreyfus, vocally similar to Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson. Simultaneously neurotic and confident. Vindictively putting guys in the friend zone since...you know what? Let's not age ourselves here.

 

I tried acting in order to get out of my shell when I was a wee little lass. I loved it. I stuck with it.  And now I’m pursuing it as a career because I want to tell stories which make people feel seen, heard and understood.

 

I’m legit; too legit to quit...literally, because I’m not quitting this often unforgiving  business.

 

Let me show you what I can do.  I will deliver, and you will either be impressed, pleasantly surprised, or likely not surprised at all because we both know you took one look at me and saw it: gumption! One of those three reactions will definitely happen.  Maybe all three, depending on how manic you are. The point is, I’m a professional. To put it simply, I’m really f***king good at what I do. That’s it. Don’t believe me? I’ll prove it. You want to challenge me? Let’s go. I love a challenge. And chocolate. And dogs. And coffee.

Where was I?

 

Right. So, me in a nutshell:  Actor. Performer. Comedian. Writer.

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Small but mighty millennial.

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